When the Eagles installed “Fly Eagles Fly” signs and a Pink Floyd laser light show in the tunnel last year, it wasn’t just for the team: The Axalta Tunnel Club Lounge is open at the Linc this year, giving fans an up-close-and-personal look at the team as they enter and exit the field. The fancy-ass lounge area fits squarely into the “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it” zone and comes complete with on-field seating, all-inclusive liquor and beer, and use of a Microsoft Surface tablet for some goddamn reason.

  • Luxurious on-field seating located in the south end zone
  • Access to the Axalta Tunnel Club Lounge, located within the Eagles tunnel
  • All-inclusive food and beverage including top-shelf liquor, beer and wine
  • Each pair of seats is equipped with a Microsoft Surface Tablet, charging station and storage
  • Exclusive VIP access to Eagles Training Camp
  • Pre-sale access to Special Events
  • Special invitations to Premium Client Events

The Eagles offer details on the corporate drone zone:

The 1,400-square-foot premium lounge space is located inside the Eagles tunnel at Lincoln Financial Field. The Tunnel Club will be available to premium guests who purchased tickets in the stadium’s new seating section on the field level behind the end zone on the southern end of the Linc.

The Eagles said the new section features 58 “luxurious” seats — each with access to USB charging stations, Microsoft Surface tablets, storage space and in-seat service.

Club members will have access to the Axalta Tunnel Club two hours prior to kickoff through one hour post-game. The club will provide members with behind-the-scenes access as the team prepares to enter the field for introductions.

It’ll be pricey, but can you really put a value on telling the O-line they suck after a game?