Sixers press release:
Philadelphia 76ers forward Ben Simmons rolled his right ankle during the final scrimmage of the team’s 2016 Training Camp at Stockton University earlier today.
After receiving an X-ray and MRI of the foot and ankle, the images were reviewed by Sixers Head Physician Dr. Christopher Dodson and Sixers Chief Medical Officer and Co-Chief of Sports Medicine Orthopedics at New York’s Mount Sinai Medical Center Dr. Jonathan Glashow.
It was determined that Simmons suffered a fracture of the fifth metatarsal bone of his right foot.
Further medical evaluation and treatment options are being considered at this time and additional updates will be provided when appropriate.
Fuck the process.
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In almost all cases, the fracture of the foot’s fifth metatarsal is known as a Jones fracture, according to ESPN medical analyst Dr. Mark Adickes. Athletes with this injury typically undergo surgery.
The estimated time frame for a full recovery from surgery is around eight weeks, acccording to Dr. Adickes.
“Ben Simmons puts on 33 lbs, now a broken foot. Related? For sure. Athletes can’t add that much weight that quickly w/out impacting movement.” -Trainer Tim Grover
Nothing on wiki leaks big news event October 4?
You know damn well the Sixers are going to keep Ben Simmons out for the entire year.
SERIOUSLY……..HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD LOVE TO FUCK MCW??!!! I WANT TO CUM ALL OVER HER BANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s hideous. And terrible at whatever it is she tries to do on that show.
You gotta try it, brother. Ain’t nuthin like it with a little broccoli rabe.
Naw, bo! Ya gotta mangia her gooli – it tastes like gabbagool! Then ya stuff your bracciole in her mouth and call it a meat locker! Bada boom!!
simmons is soft. like my poo.
I listened to MCW on this morning’s show. She seems to be uncomfortable on the air. Does anyone else notice when she kinda stutters or screws up when speaking?
p.s. do you think MCW is naked and fucking DA CUZ RIGHT NOW? it is friday night…
Guess he won’t be a part of the basketball revolution #openchallenge
guys please talk about MCW and whether or not you think she is fuckable. Thanks.
You need to go away. Like now.
See Simmons in the 2017-2018 season
Seriously, who is MCW?
Gargano just shit his pants.
It’s ok Cuz. I shit my pants at Fantasy Fest.
I broke the exact same bone the exact same way when I was 17. 4-6 weeks in a cast, 2 weeks of rehab, all is well. Orthopedist said it was common with growth spurts.
Respect. Did you hear about my labrum?
I got a good giggle^^^^^^
I had to google that. It’s like a 40 year old reference.
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can someone please tell CURIOUS who MCW is? Thanks.
MCW GIVES ME A GROWTH SPURT IN MY PANTS.
Kyle can you PLEASE screen print an “MCW” t-shirt???
Dude give it a break. She looks like a little boy with that haircut. Funny departed a while ago, It’s creepy already.
AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT YOUR WORTHLESS SLAVE OPINION WOULD DETER ME IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER, FUCKTARD??! HMMMMMMMMM???
AAAAAN ON THAT NOTE, I I AM GOING TO FUCK THE HELL OUT OF MCW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s a fuckin’dog! I guess you like sheep too, eh?
Ahh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Man Crush Wednesday amIright?
Still waiting. Who the fuck is MCW?
Michael Carter Wiliams
Maureen Crowley Williams. Sidekick on Gargano’s show and his cum dumpster.
Never heard of her. I can’t listen to that shit on the morning.
What’s next, Wentz getting shot on his hunting trip? This town is cursed.
He’ll be playing before thanksgiving. No big deal.
what do you guys think is MCW’s favourite position to do it in?
English spelling of ‘favorite’. I’ll have this sussed in a fortnight.
I WISH I WAS MCW……. ; (
ANYONE ELSE WISH THEY WERE MCW?!!!
Freaking joke basketball team can’t catch a break…pun intended.
Ahh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Wentz, your God like hero is next! Ahh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Philly teams just LOVE to crash and burn while breaking all of the pathetic fans hearts! Waaaaaaaaaa!!! Ahh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Of sending all of your top picks to the injury list!!!! WTF
Could be the most relevant and original thing that Kyles ever posted.
Are we ignoring the gigantic outline of Joel’s penis?
No way, thailor! OOHGAH! Tenga na minchia tanta!
Beef stew. Really gangster talk. C unt face.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Hey, I was back in the game in a little over 2 months. Of course I wasn’t 6’11 250. Try posting sober, you’re point might be coherent.
Bring back the real MCW.
Ben Simmons? Or, some poor idiot that spent 3 hours hitting refresh on a Friday night to post about MCW?
The dumb girl who dropped out of high school because she got pregnant and the old fart talking about Meals On Wheels.
The resort charges about $81 a night. The trip is valued at $162. Whoop De Damn Do!!!
It was a little muddy so I cleaned it up and it’s good to go. Beep, I found a Sippy cup with your child’s name on it. I filled it with “Sizzurp” and I can drop it off at your convenience.
Has anyone else noticed he went straight downhill coinciding with when he started banging me?
I AM GONNA EAT MCW’S PUSSY LIKE IT WAS CHICKEN CHOW MEIN!!! I GOT MY CHOPSTICKS READY TO GO!!!!!
Of course he does…NOBODY FUCKING CARES…SCumbag Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss God see fucekrs
This is unreal. I wonder if it’s from the 30lbs he put on in the offseason. I was looking foward to seeing him play, boy can pass his azz off
Any news on captain obvious’s ankle?
Good to go homie. Apparently I was in the 75% that didn’t need surgery and it healed just fine.
Weren’t you an actor at one point? You do podcasts and fantasy football on satellite radio now right?
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