Fucking brutal.

Carson Wentz was not good. He threw a wobbly ball early, took bad sacks late, and ultimately got frazzled behind a brutal line. On that last drive, he took a sack on second down when he had ample time, bringing up third and long, and then took another. Rookie mistake. Worse, Doug Pederson made the call to punt it – not a bad decision since that may have been the better option to get the ball downfield with three timeouts left – but he inexplicably called a timeout before doing so, completely negating THE FUCKING POINT OF GIVING THEM THE BALL BACK WITH THREE GODDAMN TIMEOUTS FUCK! The Redskins got the first down so it didn’t matter, but that was our first Andy Reid moment. I guess Crusher Doug needed the timeout to decide what to do, but you have to be thinking ahead there.

His horizontal offense is brutal. It goes from left to right and then up and down, like a fucking Nintendo code. It works great when you’re winning or in close games, but when you’re down 10 in the fourth quarter you need to pass, vertically, enough of this draw play bullshit. And sure enough, two pass plays picked up 40-5o yards… and then they ran three out of the next four plays, again settling for a field goal when they badly needed a touchdown. Never mind that continually running it ran the clock down.

The line was brutal and Lane Johnson essentially ruined the season. Big V got exposed early and often. He’ll get better, maybe, but that’s going to be a problem, if the Eagles don’t bring in someone before the Vikings invade his shit. But the receivers couldn’t get open anyway and Wentz missed throws when he did have time.

The defense sucked. Jim Schwartz sucked. Jalen Mills got torched by DeSean Jaccson early and then it looked like the Eagles switched to swiss cheese zone, which was way worse than their red rover defense, and the Redskins cut through it like a hot fucking knife through THIN FUCKING SWISS CHEESE. Vernon Davis was left wide open in the end zone. I had no idea he was still in the league. The Redskins moved the ball seemingly at will, often with no defenders nearby, all of this without Jordan Reed. That’s highly concerning. Mychal Kendricks can’t tackle and even when he makes a big play in the backfield it’s not really a tackle. Nigel Bradham was out of position. Fletcher Cox took a dumb penalty.


The officials sucked. The league sucks. You can’t do anything over 10 yards without expecting a penalty, like worrying about a skate in the crease in late 90s hockey.

Just a brutal game overall. Carson Wentz kind of sucked. Doug Pederson sucked a lot. Jim Schwartz sucked. The defense sucked. The line really sucked. The receivers kind of sucked. Everything sucked. Bad loss. This sucks.