pic from Jeff McLane
You don’t think the Eagles, after that vicious statement, are trying to separate themselves from big, dumb galoot Lane Johnson? Today, Johnson is being removed from the Eagles Eye Mobile, the truck that drives around town presumably spreading eyeballs(?). Johnson was featured on the back, but the Eagles are replacing him with… wait, what, Mychal Kendricks?
Fun feature of the Kendricks decal– when the bus turns left, he goes right, flies off the side, gets twisted in the wind, and winds up face down in the storm drain while Theo Riddick goes paydirt. The Eye Mobile is very literal.