Joel Embiid Has Applied for a Trademark for “The Process” to Sell Bottled Shirley Temples

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The NBA Store just tweeted out a link to a new shirt being sold which markets Joel Embiid as The Process.

After seeing that, I wondered: Does Joel Embiid have a trademark on “The Process”? As it turns out, he’s filed for one.

Embiid’s filing, through his agency CAA Sports, is for “goods and services,” including “apparel, namely, shirts, sweatshirts, shorts, sweatpants, hats, flip flops.” A second filing lists other goods and services. What kind? Glad you asked because it’s fucking amazing:

Rubber bracelets; Children’s books; Non-alcoholic beverages, namely, pre-bottled Shirley Temple drinks

JOEL EMBIID MAY PLAN ON SELLING PRE-MADE SHIRLEY TEMPLES UNDER THE NAME “THE PROCESS.” THIS IS THE GREATEST SINGLE MARKETING IDEA IN SPORTS HISTORY. Darren Rovell is gonna cream his jeans when he sees this.

Kyle: If this isn’t the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GODDAMMIT! This shirt was going to CRUSH:

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12 Comments

  • #firejim November 17, 2016 at 5:26 pm

    Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Jim. Please drink drain cleaner. Thanks

    • Sean Braces dead brother November 17, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      I think antifreeze would be better, a more slow and painful death. But either way Jimbo, drink up you fucking hipster.

    • Jim Hoffa Jr is a kunt November 17, 2016 at 10:17 pm

      Honest question. Has anyone ever seen someone wearing 1 of Kyle’s shirts in public?

  • Angelo's fake laugh through bullhorn November 17, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ... November 17, 2016 at 6:13 pm

    Embiid did you a favor. That shirt is hideous.

  • Andrea zuckerman November 17, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Awful

  • andy bloom November 17, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    anybody have some blow?

  • "Kyle's Balls" as a Write in Vote November 17, 2016 at 8:26 pm

    Welp! Looks like Embiid is hurt! Good job Jinx Adair!

  • Uncle Harry November 17, 2016 at 10:05 pm

    The Sixers are embarrassing the city & the hiv positive commissioner tonight

  • I need a Molly Sullivan shirt November 17, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    The shirt is totally cluttered with useless facts and figures.

  • Molly Sullivan's Gums November 18, 2016 at 2:59 am

    Who’s this Sisyphus guy?

  • Al Morganti November 18, 2016 at 6:18 pm

    HMMM. Why is armpit hair shadowed on this shirt? HMMM.

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