436 minutes of playing time (a full two hours less than the Lord of the Rings Trilogy: Theatrical Edition). That’s how long it took for someone to get a Joel Embiid tattoo. I’m sure there’s some Trust the Process ink floating around somewhere (or Sam Hinkie’s face on someone’s ass) but this tiny tribute is the first Embiid tat we’ve seen.

As far as tattoos go, the wearer here is smart. It’s small, it’s not JoJo’s face, there’s no timeframe, and everything is spelled right. Let’s see what the big man himself had to say:

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Trust the (healing) process.