Joshua Harris’ helipad in Camden will be empty today, as he heads to Washington, D.C. to meet with the actual President of the United States about….uh…infrastructure?

According to The Hill, Trump is having a “strategic affairs lunch” today with Elon Musk, Elaine Chao, Rick Perry, and Josh Fucking Harris. It seems like Harris may be there to discuss private capital for Trump’s proposed infrastructure development plans. Maybe they can conference in a Colangelo if they need help.

Kyle: I would imagine that Musk and Harris in the same room represents the greatest gap between cool and decidedly nerdy in the history of mankind. Musk to the moon, Harris to… flip a distressed Twinkie factory or some shit. Pics or GTFO.

[h/t Benjamin Herold]