It’s wang season.
Last year, when Howie Roseman began flopping it on the table, we all sort of rolled our eyes, fully expecting his acquisitions of mid-career vets to backfire.
It didn’t.
So, HOLY SHIT THE EAGLES TRADED FOR MICHAEL BENNETT.
That’s good, right?
This likely means Vinny Curry is done:
I believe this is called retooling. Retooling, I’LL RETOOL YOU! Howie Roseman just retooled the world Fucking champs.
Side note: Bennett’s lack of shoulder pads drives me crazy. Not sure how I’m gonna assimilate to this, but I’m sure I’ll find a way.