Jean Segura Seems to be Taking the Trade News Well

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From his Instagram:

Pretty cool song. I’m told it’s called “Sientate en ese deo,” by El Alfa.  (h/t @ArmstrongAlex)

Crappy Google translation after the jump, for educational purposes:

To the demagogue
To the demagogue
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

When I arrive they have to do the row
The Nike, the Jordan, the Gucci, the Adidas
Why are you calling me?
You did not talk and now you’re sucking
Traveling the world, representing
I left them in the yard because they are killing themselves
Bye-bye, I speak ‘another day
‘Toy that I look for’ million ‘to’ the day ‘
I think about the future but I live the day-day
For my children I wake up to work to ‘the day
I was poor, tell me who would say it
That with papele ‘de a do’ thousand I would clean

No-No-No-no-me-fall-back ‘, that will leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy

To the demagogue
To the demagogue
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

The car that you rent to record video I have it in my house
The Boss, The Para, The Fat
To ‘the world asks “what happens?”
“What-What, what’s happening?”
They want to record with me and I ‘send’ it to your house
You have chorused with me to make you a millionaire
To my to ‘the world prefers me as in the Nintendo to Mario
In Villa Maria, Guachupita, Los Sicarios
I represent the flag-dera-dera-dera
Take yourself from this crazy, humble and real, but with oil ‘e coconut
I live relax I do not have stress, La Manta curtains me and I throw three

No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy
No-me-caiga-atrá ‘, that is going to leave you crazy

To the demagogue
To the demagogue
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o
Sit in that de’o

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit
Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit-Sit

Chael
Well na ‘má’ I say
‘Tamo active and is The Big Boss

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7 Responses

  1. Buzzfeed Kinker is back. Moms so proud.

    You take me as a Jetta guy not a baby truck hipster.

    1. oh yeah!

      need a BIG truck!

      need a big, manly Ford F250, 40 billion horsepower, 4 miles to the gallon, takes up half my block when I park it

      that’s the truck I need

      1. See I figured the guy stuck on 80’s butt rock would be more of a “IROC-Z with a salvage title” but I guess it takes all types.

        1. salvage title made me lol a little, good one. Gotta have T Tops, a ratty bra on the front end and a big ass subwoofer just rolling around where the back seats were too. That was the 80’s.

    2. ‘NOBODY CARES’ seems like the kinda guy without wheels and who needs to get his ass out of my GD basement and GET A JOB!!!!!

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