Remember This Guy?

via Twitter (John Clark)

Shortly before the Eagles got their ass kicked in New Orleans back in November, John Clark shared a video with us on Twitter.

It was a song – nay, a full performance, a choreographed routine featuring backing vocals and some great dance moves.

I don’t know who this guy is or anything about his background, but he was really excited to do his thing on camera, for all of Eagles nation to see:

The lyrics after the jump:

Eagles, Eagles, Eagles all around

Eagles, Eagles, Eagles all around

Now Wentz is on the field, he’s bringing ’em down

Jefferies across the middle saying, touchdown

Ajayi’s in the goal, oh you don’t know?

Sproles is in the goal, oh you don’t know

Eagles, Eagles, Eagles all around

Eagles, Eagles, Eagles all around

Now Cox is on the D, bringing on the attack

Jenkins on the pick, he’s running it back

watch out, watch out, watch out for Bennett

watch out, watch out, watch out for B.G.

Eagles, Eagles, Eagles all around

Saints are going down

It’s a good song and a good look for him, kind of like a mix between Fred Durst and Scott Steiner, aka “Big Poppa Pump.”

Maybe he’ll get his revenge on the Saints this weekend. And if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, we’ll get him to perform on the Art Museum steps.

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28 Comments

  • Brenton Grant January 11, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Geezus that sucks…. and apparently it didn’t help, so let’s just take it down and pretend that never happened!

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    • Jay Stengel representing TBC January 11, 2019 at 5:45 pm

      I would love to knock this guy out. I bet he enjoyed some coke before this performance

      Reply
  • Kinker sucks January 11, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Let’s re-post a cringeworthy video that was made for the game we got smoked in. Good call!

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    • Music Critic Kevin January 11, 2019 at 12:38 pm

      Let’s type 1000 words about how bad Imagine Dragons is and then post this garbage. Super interesting read Kevin

      Reply
  • Gene January 11, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    The song really isn’t that bad. Clever and creative. Beats the hell out of Fly Eagles Fly… so played out.

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  • An Inquiring Mind January 11, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    My dear Lord, what the hell did I just watch? I think I’m going to cleanse my eyes with bleach now.

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  • 4for4 guy January 11, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Kyle got DP’d whilst pledging a fraternity at Nova.

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    • Esports R the Future January 11, 2019 at 1:42 pm

      I was on the rooftop when this hot tamale did this out in N.O…

      I made sure I was 100% in the shot due to the hotness.

      One of the best Green Legion Tailgates but that’s because I heard they didn’t get burned in London for some serious cash. Good times all around…

      Reply
      • Esports are the future January 11, 2019 at 3:58 pm

        Oh man if you were there you should have hit me up… we could have talked about Esports and them Being the Future and all…

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  • Chicago Philly Phan January 11, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    No fuck that guy. Seriously lock him in a closet until after the game.

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  • Esports are the future January 11, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    I was on the rooftop when this clown did this out in N.O…

    I made sure I was 100% NOT in the shot due to the foolishness and embarrassment.

    One of the weaker Green Legion Tailgates but that’s because I heard they got burned in London for some serious cash. Good times all around except for the game and all…

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    • An Inquiring Mind January 11, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      I’m surprised you and/or others didn’t throw a tomato, beer, or even a rock down at this group of jackasses. His chorus of singers behind him are just a painful to listen!

      Reply
  • I'm a cum dumpster January 11, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    e-a-g-l-e-s, e-a-g-l-e-s, e-a-g-l-e-s……

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  • If Kinker transitioned.... January 11, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    What would he become?

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  • Globe troller January 11, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    That was not cringe worthy. Cataldi told me so…

    Reply
  • Go Birds January 11, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Looks like he took a load in the face and it’s dripping off his chin

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  • Robert Vincent Velivis January 11, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    This was all at the www. GreenLegion.com Tail Gate.

    Reply
  • Abe Lincoln January 11, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Why would you ever dredge this moron up again? If the Eagles lose its because you did this. Thems the rules.

    Reply
  • pizza city January 11, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    love the background singers

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  • Leon nor January 11, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    This guy reminds me of tommy cheeseballs from that mtv jersey shore true life episode years ago . Guy was a legend

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    • Pizza guy mike January 11, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      Fuck yea bro. “Square up bitch”!!!!!
      That guy was awesome. He had a big dick and he could fuck.

      Reply
  • cp January 11, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    Vomit inducing.

    If the Eagles lose I am blaming it on the fact that you posted this hot garbage.

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  • Gary January 11, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    No mention of Bryce Harper signing with the Nationals today?

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  • Pauley January 11, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Full disclosure, I am 5’11”. 195lbs. I’m white, wealthy and well educated. I am 10 inches fully hard and I shoot crazy thick ropes.

    Reply
  • OneManWolfpack January 11, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I don’t even know what this is…. besides fucking stupid

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  • meriem webster, page 894 January 11, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    wigger

    Reply
  • this is why January 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

    no one likes us.

    Reply
  • Howie Roseman Fan Club President January 12, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    That guy makes Shoulderpad Shawn look cool

    Reply
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