After an off-season of roster upheaval, signing the most underrated player of the decade, jumpshot videos, and shots of the franchise player traipsing around shirtless through the streets of Philly, the day is finally here. The Sixers’ most anticipated season in decades is about to begin. Prognosticators choosing the Bucks to finish first be damned. All hail the back-to-back #1 NBA League Pass team. I thought I was hyped for Sixers Opening Night, but then I saw this Brett Brown-narrated video and my hype meter shattered:

SOMEONE GET ME MY INHALER. Sixers by 100 7.