The Carson Wentz-to-Chicago rumors reached fever pitch this weekend, with reported deals involving Nick Foles and Tarik Cohen hitting social media.

Among the active reporting participants were Natalie Egenolf and Howard “The King” Eskin, who shared this with us on Twitter:

Interesting, huh? Nick Foles BACK TO PHILADELPHIA? Talk about irony. It’s like the Foles/Wentz thing will never end. We are cursed with Foles/Wentz talk for the rest of eternity.

Do you believe Natalie and Howard?

Tarik Cohen was skeptical, so he talked to Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace:

https://twitter.com/TarikCohen/status/1358255667006627841?s=20

Wow, so something’s gotta’ give here. Either Natalie and Howard are going to end up being wrong about Cohen, or the Bears are gonna do him dirty. That would be pretty rough if they told him he was secure, and then turned around and traded him anyway.

Cohen is a good player though. Good pass-catching and change of pace running back who is returning from an ACL tear and should be fully healthy this season. Not sure he makes sense with Miles Sanders and Boston Scott on the roster, but who knows? Maybe he ends up here or maybe he doesn’t.

For now, he’s kind of like Leo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Steet:

“You know what? I’m not leaving.

I’m not leaving…

I’m not fuckin’ leaving!

The show goes on!

This is my home!

They’re gonna need a wrecking ball to take me out of here!

They’re gonna need to send in the national guard and a swat team because I ain’t going nowhere!”