Dan Orlovsky Thinks Crab Fries "Stink"
Dan Orlovsky was in Philly this week and went to Citizens Bank Park for a ball game.
He got the Crab Fries but did not like them. He thinks they “stink” –
I love you Philly but… pic.twitter.com/CCxufdJY2d
— Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) July 29, 2021
Couple of thoughts on Crab Fries:
- You have to get them fresh. They are better when you get them at a Chickie’s location. If you get them somewhere else, they aren’t going to be nearly as good. They will be “ass,” as the kids like to say.
- I don’t see any sauce in Orlovsky’s picture. The sauce is mandatory and makes the fries 10x better. Gotta get the white creamy cheese sauce.
- ‘Outsiders’ don’t seem to have experience with french fry seasonings that go beyond salt.
- Dan is from Connecticut so he’s not exactly some California veggie burger “soy boy,” or whatever the running insult is.
Keep in mind, Orlovsky was a staunch Carson Wentz supporter, so he was already on the shitlist for the portion of Eagles fans who hated Carson and still do. So if you don’t like Wentz but love crab fries, Orlovsky is probably public enemy #1 right now.
That’s about it for this post. Fresh food is better. Use the cheese they give you. Breaking news!