Hold on, we’re coming in for a landing!

Marc Zumoff recently retired after 39 years of covering Sixers basketball, the vast majority from the play-by-play chair. He’s pursuing other endeavors these days and jumped on Cameo to offer his services to you, the fan.

For $39, he’ll do birthdays, anniversaries, or whatever you want:

We should book Zoo for something. Maybe a belated birthday message for Ben Simmons?

“Hey Ben, it’s Marc Zumoff. Just wanted to say happy 25th! Hope you’re enjoying your new $17 million dollar mansion in Los Angeles. Keep working on that shot because we’re gonna need more offense from you in the 4th quarter.”

Lots of good Philly folks on Cameo these days. Doug Pederson just joined. Mikey Miss, Larry Bowa, and Brian Dawkins, too. Even Howard “The King” Eskin is on Cameo.