While Eagles fans were showering their team with praise throughout a 32-6 blowout win in Atlanta, fans of the Washington Football Team were getting a very different kind of shower. That’s because, per the comments in a now-viral video, a sewer pipe broke, raining down excrement onto the FedEx Field faithful:
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Just when Washington fans thought the crappiest thing they’d see all day was their team’s performance on the field, they were soaked by The Fountain of Feces. The Cascade of Crap. The Torrent of Turds. The Deluge of Deuces.
I still haven’t decided which part of the video is my favorite. Two seconds in, our coprolite correspondent noted, “That’s sewage.” Ten seconds in, a Les Bowen lookalike was seen sprawling backwards into the laps of two other guys who were butted up against a wall. Twenty-three seconds in, a guy lets out a disgusted “Uh.” Just a second later, a lady chimes in, “THAT’S SHIT!” We’re then treated to final exasperated utterance of, “Holy f***ing shit!”
For what it’s worth, the Washington Football Team lost their game 20-16 in front of the DC crowd.
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