Eagles

Dave Spadaro with a Heel Turn!

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Feb 14th, 2022 · 10:42 AM EST

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The straw that stirs the Eagles drink. The Mouthpiece. Mr. Exclusive himself.

Dave Spadaro with the greatest heel turn since Hulk Hogan became the third man. He’s hawking LA Rams Super Bowl championship merch on QVC, right in the heart of Eagles country:

With QB settled, the biggest Eagles controversy this offseason is going to be Eagles Insider Dave Spadaro—the guy who spit on the Cowboys star!—shilling Rams Super Bowl gear on QVC pic.twitter.com/tsIl0UPlQk

— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 14, 2022

Video evidence:

 

Did Howie Roseman sign off on this? He had to, right? The Mouthpiece isn’t allowed to take a shit unless he walks down to Howie’s office and gets the bathroom key with the giant ladle attached.

I want to know where the props were for, “Which Eagles reporter would be selling merch on QVC after the game?” You’d get good value on Spuds at +250. Howard Eskin was easily the favorite at -175. You could even sprinkle in a chunk of change on “Will he wear the Super Bowl ring?” for an easy win. “Yes” going off at -5000. John Clark was even on the board. That guy loves to get his mug in front of a camera any time he can. I think Mike Kaye had good value at +800. Established himself this season with the fanbase. Good on camera. Feels like a Tee Higgins anytime touchdown scorer play.

I thought Spuds was good, but he’s no Don West. “YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO NOT DO THIS! THE LINES ARE BACKED UP… JUST DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO GET THROUGH.”

All time business savvy from the execs at QVC to have a sports memorabilia show from 11pm-6am to lure in all the drunk guys getting home from the bar. I had a bar in my basement growing up so we were the party house for the neighbors and my dad’s buddies. Random sports memorabilia would just show up to the house and my dad would operate covert missions to get it down to the basement before my mom would see. Dick Vermeil signed football. Ron Jaworski signed helmet. Bernie Parent signed puck. Pat Burrell signed bat. Don West and QVC took my dad and his friends for a ride in the early 2000s. How can you blame them though? This guy was an absolute showman!