James Harden is going to be welcomed to Philly with open arms and open legs:

The first thing James Harden has to do is go pay his respects to the women of Sin City. Screw steak & titties at Delilah’s or 20% off at Cheerleaders with your game ticket. James has put more women through college than Geno Auriemma. Go splash some cash and help these ladies with their books for spring semester. Any strip club that has the meticulous approach to trimming hedges of two bears going doggy style out front is good enough for the new king of the city:

Plus they already named the skybox after him. James has to visit now:

Do you think the Sixers negotiated the James Harden skybox into his deal? They had to. James Harden has all the leverage right now so give him whatever he wants. We need him to opt in for next year. He can still do just as much damage and change just as many lives with $47 million. Do you think Kyle would send me to check out the James Harden Skybox? Can I expense it? For research purposes.