Zach Pascal signs a one-year “agreement” according to Adam Schefter, so Nick Sirianni and him can find out who loves ball more next season:

When time is running out on determining your QB’s long-term valu,e what do you do? You get him weapons baby! Who said the Eagles organization didn’t love Jalen Hurts? –

Fuck.

Well he can at least block right? You bet your ass he can:

Anyone smell pancakes?


If you’re an Eagles fan, I hope you like running the ball. I don’t know how Nick Sirianni snuck this one under Jeffrey Lurie’s nose. I also refuse to believe a guy who has moves like this is completely incapable of making somewhat of a presence on Sundays:

Another undrafted wide receiver out of Old Dominion University. What could go wrong? –