Sixers

Red Bull Makes Matisse Thybulle into a Video Game

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Mar 17th, 2022 · 11:28 AM EDT

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In Red Bull’s next strategic Matisse Thybulle investment, they have made him into a video game:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbLN3aMJN5n/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I’ve been trying to find and download the game for the last 10 minutes. It’s not like the Gritty game the Flyers released in the middle of a 12 game losing streak. You have to download the Red Bull TV app, do all the sign up stuff, and then you get to play Matisse’s game. Doesn’t Red Bull know I’m maxed out on apps? I don’t need more apps on my phone. I have the ESPN Bracket Challenge app I just downloaded for today. I have the CBS and Yahoo one, too. I just made space by deleting the ESPN Fantasy app. I’m already overloaded Red Bull!

Alright I’m in and registered…

And I can’t find it.

You think if you had an entire rollout for a video game you’d have it on the front page of your app:

You search “Matisse”? Zero. Zilch.

Alright I’m an idiot. The game was never on the Red Bull TV app. It’s at redbull.com/pastmatisse. I know I should read directions more, but when you give me more than two paragraphs of words my brain short circuits. Kinda like Crossing Broad readers, HEYOOO!

Jesus Christ this better be worth it: 

30 seconds later which is like an eternity in Internet world:

Alright we’re in. “Think you can get past me?”

Are we talking about the Matisse last night against Darius Garland? Because I can definitely get past that one:

Lets see how I do:

Quick thoughts:

• I am a BUCKET from straight on! Steph Curry
• Kids, the backboard is your friend. Don’t be afraid to use it. Dunks are cool. But jumpers off the backboard count just the same.
• Danny Green in the 4th quarter or Kyle playing Matisse Thybulle’s stupid little Red Bull Game:

https://twitter.com/Eliotshorrbarks/status/1504473976403214339?s=20&t=Nl7T4UGoEnMkh53v22hBJA