If Mike Missanelli or the leaders at WIP don’t take him out for his Radio Wars reporting first, I think Kevin Kinkead might have a shot to make the Eagles roster. Who wants the movie rights? It’s like Invincible except Kevin reads hateful comments from Crossing Broad readers instead of using his ex-wife to get him juiced up before practice:

Folks, that’s a blogger doing this. A blogger who lives in the suburbs and only plays soccer. Was that a charity flag football game or Michael Vick walking it off against the Vikings?

Look at the black team stacking the box like it was 2012 Adrian Peterson in the backfield and Christian Ponder under center. The defensive lineman sold so hard he couldn’t even get his feet under him when Kinkead put the breaks on:

Imagine wearing wide receiver gloves just to get your ankles obliterated. I need a tally on how many 50/50 balls this guy came down with. Relax, guy, you’re catching passes from a weatherman not Patrick Mahomes:

Love the guy on Kevin’s team throwing an extra downfield block like he’s Jason Kelce out in open space. Every winning team needs a guy who’s going to do the dirty work:


Then finishing it off with a little flip at the end just to rub it in. Kinker, you cocky son of a bitch, you!

Shout out to the QB, Fox 29’s Chris O’Connell, who looks like he drew up the play. Maybe he can call plays if Shane Steichen turns out to be a stooge.