This ball went so far left, it has purple hair and works at a Starbucks in Williamsburg:

You know how they have those signs at baseball games that tell you to be alert for bats and balls down the first and third baseline? The Nets might have to install signs for fans sitting under the basket. Ben Simmons shooting is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Kyrie’s going to miss games this season because of a different shot:

I can’t believe we all defended this dude:

Kinkead: Ben has perfect shooting form… for a righty