Shout out to The Amish Terp on Twitter, who pointed out a violation during Rhys Hoskin’s three-run bomb. Check out the woman on the far right side of the screen, first row, who is on her phone and doesn’t even react:

COME ON LADY!

You’ve got the best seat in the house. You are front row for the first playoff game at Citizens Bank Park since 2011. The Phils just went up 1-0 and the place was fucking electric. Put the phone down, phone lady. You know how many regular fan mongrels (like Pagan) would love to have those seats? They were stuck in the nosebleeds instead.

 

Someone get Mikey Miss. He needs to call a violation on this woman. Either pay attention or give the good seats to the diehards. Get The Philly Captain in that seat, or maybe Tom Cudeyro, the electrician. Shit, put David Kelleher in that seat. What’s he gonna do, fall asleep?