Chris Simms would get the best table at the Playa Hataz Ball. I’m sure if Jalen Hurts played for Kyle Shanahan, the guy whose initials he has a tattoo of, Simms would be waxing poetic about him:

I love Gardner Minshew, but if you think he’s leading this Eagles team to 12-1 I’ve got beach front property in Idaho I want to sell you. I feel like this is going to be the new normal with Jalen. NFL media and fans are going to continue to move the goalposts and we’re going to have to deal with the same amount of bullshit Ravens fans deal with when it comes to Lamar Jackson. Jalen has shown all year he’s multi-dimensional and can make the big time throws:

The way the NFL penalizes Jalen Hurts for having a good team is a bunch of bullshit. We just talked about this exact thing on Crossing Broadcast:

The NFL media wants these guys to play at an MVP level with a broken leg surrounded by JJAW, Jalen Reagor, and a swiss cheese offensive line. Aaron Rodgers won MVP last year with DeVante Adams, Aaron Jones, AJ Dillon, and a top-10 defense. If having the best of the best matters in the MVP race, why didn’t Chris Simms win the Heisman with Roy Williams, Cedric Benson, and a top 10 defense back at Texas?

I mean, listen to this prick read his negative draft profile. He just seems like a weasel. You can’t tell me he was a fun teammate to be around by the way he counters every negative thing written about him via flaunting his stats and accepting zero accountability. He’s the anti-Jalen Hurts:

He is too blonde. Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!