Turns out rugby scrum middle is taking years off Jason Kelce’s life:

When Lane Johnson retires, we’re gonna have to sit him down and just get all of the Jason Kelce stories out of him. There’s probably enough to fill an entire book. We already have the story of Jason Babin spray painting dicks on his car. Then there was the story of Kelce injuring his foot while trying to kick Johnson in the nuts. This stuff is gold. It’s so good.

Not sure about you, but I’m feeling great about the Birds. Lane Johnson is back and telling stories. Jalen Hurts is getting stronger. Bring the Giants, Niners, Cowboys, or Bucs here. Eagles moneyline.