Alec Bohm apparently just ate better while picking some things up and putting them down and was like look what I found:

“Oh I got bigger? Sorry. I’ve been so locked in I didn’t even notice.”

 

What an asshole. This is what he already looked like:

Now imagine that with 10 more pounds of muscle because he added a couple more vegetables at dinner and switched to vodka sodas instead of Bud Light. I’m at the age where I have a chocolate shake my ass jiggles for a week.


Love this move from Bohm though. Old hockey trick. Tell reporters you’ve put on x amount of muscle and you’ve bought yourself time in case you get into a slump the first month of the season. If you’re game takes off in April the narrative is you dedicated yourself this offseason. If it doesn’t it’s because you cared too much and worked too hard in the offseason and now your body needs to get back to where it was when you were raking last season.

I love “_____ pounds of muscle season”. Spring Training doesn’t start until the “best shape of their life” quotes start appearing on the timeline. Every year like clockwork:

It’s not just reserved for the big leaguers now either: