Interesting.

The 94-year-old Super Bowl groundskeeper is named George Toma and he’s calling it quits after last night’s game. What a way to go out. A game that won’t be remembered for the offensive slugfest, but for how shitty the turf was. It just so happens he’s a Chiefs fan and started working at Arrowhead in 1957. He got a Super Bowl ring from the Chiefs in 2020. The Chiefs give his family season tickets. Roger Goodell also had to remind him that he works for the league and can’t root for the Chiefs, via Francesca Gariano at Today.com:

He also shared how he was unsure about who he was going to root for in the big game, explaining, “Commissioner Goodell told me, ‘George, you work for the league, the league pays you, you have to be normal, or I can’t cheer for anybody.’ But in my heart, there is the Chiefs, and on the other side is the Eagles.”

Wow. Interesting. A guy who works for the NFL having to be reminded he can’t root for the team he loves. Sounds fishy. If I was a Chiefs fan in charge of the field what would I do to so my favorite team got a significant advantage? I’d neutralize the best pass rush in the NFL of course. Make the field as slippery as possible so Haason Reddick and Josh Sweat can’t get around the edge. Exactly like this:

They spent $800k on this turf and it was ruined by a paint job:

Something stinks and it’s not George Toma’s old man breath. If the Sodfather had any decency, he’d go down with the ship like it was the Titanic. If he wants to prove to me he wasn’t in on the take he should have asked Goodell to bury him at the 50 once the ceremonies wrapped up.

The conspiracy doesn’t stop there though.

The grass in question? Tahoma 31. Where is Tahoma 31 grown? Oklahoma State. Known rivals of Oklahoma. Bedlam. Who went to Oklahoma? Jalen Hurts. Who dominated Oklahoma State 34-16 in 2019? Jalen Hurts. This was just a long con all along to get back at Jalen. OSU and George Toma working together to make the field as slippery as possible. Who plants grass that means “frozen water” in Native American? Fuck Tahoma 31. All my homies hate Tahoma 31.