This story kind of flew under the radar since it only affected a handful of people in the city, and the majority of the people who had their cable cut had it back up and running by game time. Still, we have to find this (likely) Cowboys fan who tried to ruin Eagles fan’s nights before Jonathan Gannon could:

More on the suspect via Hayden Mitman at NBCPhiladelphia.com:

According to police, just before 5 p.m. on Super Bowl Sunday, officers in the 24th district responded to 2700 block of Tulip Street in Kensington after a report of vandalism.

Here, officers spoke with an employee for Xfinity who was on hand after “multiple customers” reported outages, police said.

Law enforcement officials said that further investigation determined that five major fiber-optic data lines were cut at that location and about $10,000 worth of equipment was damaged.

Police said the individual shown in the surveillance footage is believed to have fled the area in a white Ford 4-door pickup.

This guy should get the death penalty. No one is going to notice one less (likely) Cowboys fan on this Earth. He should have to walk from the spot where he cut the cable lines all the way to City Hall while the Philly Captain follows from behind and yelling “Dickhead” and ringing a shame bell like in Game of Thrones. When he gets there he will be tied up and Bryce Harper gets to use his body as a soft toss backstop. Next, he has to play Bull in the Ring with the entire Eagles offensive line for 30 minutes. After that he has to listen to a PowerPoint presentation from Chuck Fletcher detailing his 10-step process on how he plans to rebuild the Flyers. Ultimately finishing with him in the chair and everyone who was affected in the Kensington section of Philly should get to press a humongous red button at the same time. Fair is fair.

On second thought…this guy looks kind of familiar: