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This is Not Chauncey Gardner-Johnson

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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via DonteSimmons_ on IG

Boston Scott, Kenny Gainwell, and CJ Gardner-Johnson were doing an autograph signing at the Oxford Valley Mall this weekend. Donte Simmons was just minding his own business when suddenly he was swarmed by a bunch of people asking for pictures and autographs.

“I’m just a regular person…”

I’ll tell you what. You ever catch me in this situation, I’m signing everything. If you think you see Ersan Ilyasova shopping at the Fashion District? You did. Give me a Sharpie and I’m giving the shittiest Ersan Ilyasova signature you’ve ever seen. Fuck, it I’m signing JJ Redick’s name too.

I can’t blame these kids either. You ever meet a famous person? They never look like they do on TV. Donte at least played college football at Del Val. Easy mistake:

Not even 6ABC could tell. The IG post was removed: 

 

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Mistaken identity happens. Have you ever seen me, Daniel Jones, Kris Humphries, Spencer Hawes, or Britain Covey in the same room together? –

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoQDH1KJBAb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Didn’t think so.

I’m just hurt I didn’t get Ben Affleck:

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Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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