Put the kibosh on the Cuz’s “Best Foods for Gameday” bracket. Allegations of voter fraud and employees overstepping their boundaries are casting a nasty dark cloud over the results.

It’s sad to see a Beasley-owned property continue to silence another person’s Democratic views, but instead of it being one person this time. It’s everyone in Greater Philadelphia.

The matchup in question is #3 Egg Roll vs. #14 Kebab. The egg roll, which we can get into how the fuck an egg roll gets a #3 seed at a later time, had its doors blown off by the kebab in the round of 64:

The listeners were ready for kebab to go on a Cinderella run. Again, the egg roll was punching above it’s weight class. The kebab is like Stephen F. Austin blowing out WVU back in 2016. (Kinkead: fuck off) The egg roll just didn’t have the horses to go up against a food so multi-faceted and ingrained in Philadelphia culture. In typical fashion, the committee underestimated the mid-major powerhouse. Everyone knows the kebab is a staple in Philadelphia cuisine. There’s a damn gyro truck on every corner in Center City. Kebabs flow at lunch like butyl acrylate into the Delaware River.

Unfortunately, this did not sit well with the powers that be running the Midday show account. That’s when allegations of voter fraud started to fly from egg roll’s camp outside Four Seasons Total Landscaping:

To everyone’s shock, the Midday Show spit in the face of democracy and made everyone re-vote:

Of course the egg roll ran away with it. Choonis probably had interns make more burner accounts than Kevin Durant. Egg roll’s “supporters” came out in droves. While kebab’s people didn’t have enough juice for another upset victory.

The Supreme Ruler of Suppression himself reached out for comment:

Gimme a break! Collusion???? There were 779 votes in the first campaign and 812 in the second. That’s a rounding error! This sounds like an anti-kebab censorship campaign and you can’t spell “The Fanatic Is Running An Anti-Kebab Censorship Campaign” without Censorship. This is why Elon Musk is forcing people to start paying for Twitter polls. It’s people like the Cuz and Choonis drunk with power when the results aren’t in their favor!

Count all votes! Justice for kebab!