It’s AWESOME to see Bryce Harper hitting nukes out of CBP again:

Get him in the lineup! I heard the only thing the Phillies training staff is worried about is him sliding or something? Have him do it feet first. Or how about don’t have him slide at all. We need some pop in this lineup. Imagine batting Turner, Schwarbs, Realmuto, and Harper! Who do you target? Have Bohm chilling in the #5 spot and it’s the present day Murderers Row. That’s why I’m not worried about this team’s slow start. Reinforcements are coming. By Memorial Day Weekend maybe????

I’m hard: