This is like winning one of those games they run between innings on the jumbotron sponsored by H&R Block, but instead of a shitty reusable grocery bag and a pin you get something you’d actually enjoy:

I’m going to be walking around my apartment saying, “Bahd dey to be a Miller Lite, dood!” and flexing for the rest of the day like this legend:

And apparently it happened twice Wednesday night:

Almost $10k on beer. Who is this Miller Lite Knight?

What a night for section 103. Two rounds of free beer and one of the best seats in the house for Bryson Stott’s Grand Slam:

Philly is firing on all cylinders right now. This is why we have such a mammoth home field advantage. We get our fans wasted. People helping people. I tried to tell you. Greatest sports city in the world right now:

@crossingbroad

“Philadelphia is the greatest sports city in the country right now.” – @Kylepagancb #philly #phillies #eagles #eaglesfans #philliesfans #fyp #fypphilly

♬ original sound – Crossing Broad

Imagine if this was at a Braves game. They would’ve stuck their nose up at a free Miller Lite like this asshole: