Can’t make this stuff up:

The Cowboys lost 42-10 in Santa Clara and the Rangers won 11-8 in Baltimore. Stick a fork in the O’s, because they’re done. 101 wins and now down 2-0 in their first ALDS since the days of Nick Markakis and Buck Showalter.

As for Jerry Jones and company, they’re now 3-2 and still have to play the Eagles twice, plus the Lions, Bills, and Dolphins. The Eagles handle business against Dallas and the division title is right there.

San Franciso is another story. They look really good. They’ve been putting up style points, while sports radio will remind you that the Eagles are not. The Niners have to come out here in December and that one may honestly decide home field advantage in the playoffs. Should be a monstrous matchup between the NFC’s top two teams right now. Can’t wait for that one, the Linc is gonna be fucking electric.

But in the meantime, we are laughing at Dallas.