The only thing I’m disappointed in is I didn’t put the entire mortgage on the Eagles when I saw Matt Leo brought the lucky red “thong” to Arrowhead:

In case you forgot:

I mean how else can you explain this Marquez Valdes-Scantling drop?

Or the Chiefs getting shut out in the second half for the third straight game. All Jason Kelce needed to beat his little brother for the first time ever was a little G string magic!

When you don’t have a coach ballsy enough to wear a lucky red thong on the sidelines: