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The Eagles Weren’t Losing With the Lucky Red Thong in the Building
By Kyle Pagan
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WHAT A FUCKING WIN!
The only thing I’m disappointed in is I didn’t put the entire mortgage on the Eagles when I saw Matt Leo brought the lucky red “thong” to Arrowhead:
Of course the Eagles won with the lucky red thong in the building https://t.co/s72mb76vE5 pic.twitter.com/yAFun4zEpQ
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) November 21, 2023
In case you forgot:
Who’s rocking the red thong on the Eagles sideline? pic.twitter.com/egMXzftFSi
— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) November 5, 2023
I mean how else can you explain this Marquez Valdes-Scantling drop?
MVS DROPPED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/JYeV8PNd5w
— Mr Matthew CFB (@MrMatthew_CFB) November 21, 2023
Or the Chiefs getting shut out in the second half for the third straight game. All Jason Kelce needed to beat his little brother for the first time ever was a little G string magic!
When you don’t have a coach ballsy enough to wear a lucky red thong on the sidelines:
https://t.co/1RmoyV6wMu pic.twitter.com/ChVpEB35JB
— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) November 21, 2023
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com