Alright so that coach on the Eagles sideline who we thought was wearing a thong on Sunday? That was Matt Leo, the Eagles’ defensive and football operations assistant. Turns out it was just a pair of boxer briefs with a red and white waistband that unfortunately blended into his skin perfectly:

I’ll be honest, this kind of makes me sad. I was hoping for an Eagles run that resulted in everyone around Philadelphia embracing some lucky red panties. G Lot to Jetro from Packer Ave to 95 red thongs everywhere as far as the eye could see! I already declared if the Eagles go 5-0 I’ll wear one around the tailgates – which I still will – because if they go 5-0 in these next five games there is no way they aren’t winning the Super Bowl.

I love that Mike Garafolo is tweeting about this. That’s why you get the Big J degree from La Salle and incur all that student loan debt. One moment you’re capturing Howie Roseman’s joy after a big Eagles win:

…and the next you’re providing updates on the underwear choices of Eagles coaches. Always stay humble.