My Personal Hell is this 16-Minute Video Showing Every Eagles Pass Thrown Behind the Line of Scrimmage in 2023
I joked the other day, saying that my personal hell would be a nonstop reel of Philadelphia Eagles 2023 bubble screens while Satan cackles in the background.
Well look no further, because Reddit user CheetoBandito put together a 16-minute clip that shows every single play in which the Eagles threw behind the line of scrimmage this season. It’s beautiful in its repulsiveness, if that makes any sense, like a trainwreck you just can’t take your eyes off of. It’s a morbid type of fascination, where you find yourself sucked in, like a vortex of impotent offensive football.
Just to back up what we’ve been ranting about all year long, Shane Haff on Twitter shared the following:
Eagles WR/TE Screen Statistics & Rankings
Screen Pass Rate: 8.5% (2nd)
EPA/Screen: -0.278 (24th)
Success Rate: 38.6% (15th)
Boom Rate: 10.4% (15th)
Bust Rate: 14.6% (26th)No other team in the NFL was as dedicated as doing something they were truly horrible at as the #Eagles.
— Shane Haff (@ShaneHaffNFL) January 17, 2024
Atrocious! Horrendous! Appalling!
Without further ado, here is the clip. Note that it will take you off the page: