I love that Micah Parsons does these drafts every year so we can see in real-time how a Dallas Cowboys player reacts when they remember there are competent GMs out there. We had it last year with Jalen Carter and now we got to watch it when Howie took Quinyon Mitchell – Micah’s favorite defensive player in the draft:

It’s even better that Adam Lefkoe is a Birds fan that really enjoys rubbing it in.

Lefkoe trolled the Cowboys players and Eagles fans took care of trolling Cowboys fans. I think they call this synergy:

Micah knows he only has to say the word and Howie will make his dreams come true, right?

For anyone worried that Mitchell is from a small school like Toledo just know that he was the #1 transfer on Nick Saban’s board last year. So it’s basically like we got an Alabama corner after all:

Nick Sirianni loved the pick too. The cameras caught him getting a handful of Howie:

Butt slaps and nut taps. We’ll always remember April 25th, 2024: