
Eagles Superfan Touts Potential Future Run for Governor
Governor Philly Sports Guy? Apparently that could be the next evolution of Philly’s most popular sports fan:
@menatpodcast @ThePhillySportsGuy for Governor? #eaglesfan #philliesfan #sixersfan #flyersfan #philly #governor #pennsylvania
Now I know what you’re thinking. Absolutely fucking not. This country is already in the toilet; we don’t need a grown-ass man who paints his face as the head of the Commonwealth. Sure. It’s easy to come to that conclusion. Block out the bad for a second and think of the good. Harness the good energy. Block out the bad.
Harness. Energy. Block. Bad.
Think about how nice our sports stadiums would be. Sure, there won’t be any money left in the budget for roads, SEPTA, or anything else. But we’d have WORLD CLASS stadiums. Boom. Fixed tourism. On PSG’s first day he’d probably round up all the Cowboys fans in the Delaware Valley with no affiliation to Texas and put them in working camps. Oh, you can’t take him seriously because he wears shoulder pads? He wouldn’t even be close to the worst-dressed politician in Pennsylvania. Every morning we’d have videos that would make you want to run through a brick wall. “What’s up everybody! I just passed Bill 6-3-4 making Sheetz illegal in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.”
He’s a businessman that’s made a living painting his face. He’s stood up to the biggest of bullies like Angelo Cataldi. He’s with his constituents almost every single day. He’s a man of the people.
It also doesn’t hurt he’s got high-profile friends in high places either to help him enact change:
FANS WERE HECKLING JASON KELCE, SO HE DECIDED TO START SHOTGUNNING DRINKS WITH THEM at a golf tourney.
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LEGEND.
(🎥@newheightshow)
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Jason Kelce, John Middleton, and Santa Clause? That’s a murderers’ row. Btw I’m pretty sure a former Gov just gave him an endorsement:
There’d definitely be a seat next to him on the Birds postgame show every week after his term ended.
Check out the episode with PSG and Delco’s finest: