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The Eagles are Setting the Standard for How Meetings Should be Handled

Kyle Pagan

By Kyle Pagan

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Photo: @Eagles on Twitter

This is why CJGJ wears #8:

KOBE! How about the Eagles social media guy having no faith? Ball barely left CJGJ’s hand and he’s already calling it off. Sounds like a guy who loves meetings. He was probably the guy who told the teacher she forgot to assign homework.

There is nothing worse than meetings. Doesn’t matter if you’re in corporate America or you’re an All-Pro football player.

The one thing I don’t miss about corporate America is the meeting where we just put a pin in everything and nothing ever gets accomplished. Then over the next few weeks we exchange 5-10 emails trying to figure out what we were supposed to do in the meeting we set aside time to originally accomplish. You want to know how you become the World’s Best Boss? Expense a basketball hoop from your local Dick’s Sporting Goods, wheel that sucker into the bullpen, and the next time one of your co-workers bitches about a meeting have them shoot for it. They miss it, you’re not the bad guy. Derrick is. They make it you increase morale.

It’s a win-win.

Look at some of these reactions. Millionaire football players acting like kids because they get to go home early. It’s amazing:

This guy reacted like he just saw Blake Griffin jump over a Kia:

Here’s another angle thanks to Nakobe Dean. This was from DEEP:

Kyle Pagan
Kyle Pagan

Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com

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