This is pretty good:

I always laugh when I see JACK SETTLEMAN on the timeline because it makes me think of the JACK, SELL EM FOR LESS! commercial.

But yeah, Hawk Tuah girl built her first slip and every pick lost.

She had:

  • Jacoby Brissett over 0.5 interceptions (no picks)
  • Rhamondre Stevenson over 89.5 rushing yards (finished with 23)
  • Antonio Gibson less than 32.5 scrimmage yards (he had 37)
  • Aaron Rodgers under 215.5 passing yards (281 and two touchdowns)
  • Breece Hall over 4.5 receptions (he had four, so she was close)
  • Braelon Allen anytime touchdown scorer (Hall, Garrett Wilson, and Allen Lazard scored)
  • Wilson over 7.5 receptions (he had 5)
  • Greg Zuerlein over 52.5 for longest field goal (was 1/2 and missed from 45)

The Jets won 24-3 and had no issues handling the Patriots, so the lopsided game resulted in an O-fer for Hawk Tuah Girl, Haliey Welch. Nothing against Ms. Welch, who is using her virality to do a lot of good things for charity, but we have no choice but to fade her picks. Then we all become rich. And by the way, if legal sports betting isn’t going to work for HAWK TUAH GIRL, I recommend to her PA online casino, or maybe NJ online casino next time she’s driving up to Citi Field for a Mets game.