This is the most unintentionally badass thing Nick Sirianni has ever done in his life:

Now this was probably played during practice for Saquon Barkley after he posted an edit with “Many Men” on his Instagram once he signed with the Birds. But let’s just pretend it was for him AND Nick Sirianni for this post’s sake. That’s amazing stuff. Give the DJ a raise. I think I’m the only one who is still in Nick’s corner. Why? Because you have to be until he’s fired, for one. The other reason is because I think at worst they’ll be 6-3 in the next four games. I’m a glass half full guy. I will believe Sirianni will right the ship until he’s gone just like I thought the team could last year.

If he can just focus and get out of his own head and stop being Mr. Fucking Accountability all the time:

Just dive fully into your villain era, for god’s sake. No one likes me, I don’t care. That’s the only shot he has of making this work anymore. There are a ton of Eagles fans that are already out on him and they’ll never return. You know what fixes that? Winning. Block out all the noise. Stop fighting with reporters about first quarter scoring. Bring an entire orphanage to the press conference for god’s sake.

Now I say all that and there is still a little voice in the back of my head that’s saying, “Be realistic. He’s cooked.” So here comes Jekyll…


Who am I kidding? The writing is on the wall. The guy’s gone cuckoo. He’s shaving his head and apologizing to the fanbase for yelling at them. There are mixed messages all over NovaCare. The players want him to be himself and the organization wants him to reign it in. He’s probably walking on egg shells daily because he knows his job is on the line. He doesn’t know which way is up. Maybe we just have to come to grips with the shelf life for coaches in this city being 3-4 years. Coaches can only sustain the lifespan of an undergraduate degree in Philly. I mean look at these two:

Those were two dudes who have both been on the mountaintop and they look like they should be in a room with four padded walls. Doug Pederson looks like a ghoul and Nick Sirianni looks like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver. A stint coaching the Philadelphia Eagles ages you like a Presidential term. It’s Joever:.