Sabrina Carpenter Cursed the Phillies and Cowboys in the Same Week
Drake curse: out. Sabrina Carpenter curse: in. Quakertown’s own has been on a warpath since the summer and most recently when she took down the Phillies and Cowboys all in a week:
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Sabrina Carpenter is all in on the Phillies
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— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) October 9, 2024
The curse doesn’t just stop there. It’s been loss after loss for any team whose jersey she’s worn. During the Euros she wore an England kit at Wembley and the Three Lions lost in the final. She wore a Man U goalie kit before the season and they’re sitting in 14th right now. At a Toronto show before the Maple Leafs’ season opener she wore a custom jersey. The next night the Leafs had 47 shots on net and lost 1-0 to the Canadiens. 47 SHOTS! She’s a witch, this woman! Her powers know no bounds!
She was in Minnesota on Monday and didn’t wear anything Vikings-related so I guess the undefeated season is still good for a week. She’s in Nashville Wednesday night so we’ll have to check back. I need this chick spotted with a Mets jersey immediately. If you’re really from Quakertown and want to still be able to call the Wells Fargo Center your hometown show, even though you rocked a Cowboys sweatshirt the next day, we’re gonna need an IG story of you in full head to toe Mets catcher gear immediately.
P.S. I love telling people Sabrina Carpenter is from Quakertown. It blows their minds every single time. It’s such a rush. If someone brings up Sabrina Carpenter I’m champing at the bit to tell them a minute into the conversation that me and her were probably at the Q-Mart together at the same time. It’s a rush you only get from being the first to break the news of a celebrity death. I wish I could describe the feeling of being the first one to tell people so and so died and see their shocked reaction. Morbid shit, but I can’t get enough.