Floyd Mayweather wants to buy the 10% stake the Giants are selling for $700 million and it seems like it could be for real, via TMZ Sports:

I need this to happen. Floyd Mayweather having a direct line to John Mara and Joe Schoen all hours of the night to talk about QBs he likes and free agents he met at the strip club he wants them to sign. It would be awesome. Imagine them trying to explain the salary cap and the franchise tag to him. A guy who spends his money like the asteroid is hitting Earth wondering why he can’t just throw some sheckles at a guy and sign him.

This is exactly how I’d expect Floyd to show up to the first meeting with the Maras:

If Mara’s smart he tells Floyd he can have 10% of the team, but only if he reads one page of a Harry Potter book:

FUCK THE BUCKET OF ICE MAN! The Internet a decade ago was so much fun.

You know what, maybe you want someone on your ownership group who can’t read. That way you don’t understand the angry messages from fans after you go 3-14 again. Because if Floyd bought the Giants this gif would get more use than Bonnie Blue: