You Don't Take Away Football and Not Expect Guys in South Philly to Start Setting Up Fights on Reddit
This is what happens when the Eagles are done and the Phillies are still a few weeks away. I’d rather watch this than anything they’re showing in South Philly right now:
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You don’t just take football away from the City of Brotherly Love after a Super Bowl season and not expect guys to set up brawls in South Philly. We’re one of the greatest fighting cities in the world for a reason. You can’t just turn it off now that football season is over. What are people supposed to do when they have fighting in their blood? They just spent the last six months fighting any guy in another team’s jersey who looked at them the wrong way. Are they just supposed to stop until September?
Pro move by this guy to set the parameters to 5-7 minutes. He knows his limits. He’s been in enough fights to know once it takes longer than getting a car wash the fight stinks. There’s nothing worse than watching two out of shape dudes tire themselves out and swing and miss. Then they take it to the ground. One guy lays on the other guy while he catches his breath and the entire thing just starts to feel awkward. This is is going to be a slobber knocker. Fists flying, taunting, and zero defense. It’s gonna look like a Nate Diaz fight:
