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Justin Verlander Signs with the Mutts

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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Well this is gross:

It’s a two-year, $86 million deal, similar to my Crossing Broad contract.

But for real, we gave Verlander a lot of credit during the World Series. He corrected that doofus who accused Phillies fans of breaking the Houston bus window. He flipped off our fans and then took pictures with them. Verlander presented himself as a guy who gets it, and he also has a smoking hot wife who seems to be super chill.

Unfortunately he’s now a Met, so Verlander can take a fuckin’ hike. He can go pound sand.

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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