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Mayor Kenney is So Checked Out You Almost Have to Respect It

By Kyle Pagan

Published: Jun 5th, 2023 · 11:51 AM EDT

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Jim Kenney would rather deal with Beltway traffic than show his face at Citizens Bank Park:

Meanwhile, Kenney is at the Phillies game in DC. Sent from a buddy who is there. pic.twitter.com/mtz8BVnR9P

— Ryan Cosden (@rya526) June 4, 2023

Has there ever been a more hated mayor in the last 50 years? I mean, there was a guy who dropped a bomb on his own citizens and he could probably poll better right now. Kenney is so checked out you almost have to respect it. We have people walking around the Northeast with flamethrowers while this dude is eating funnel cake and watching two last place teams:

 

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He’s firing tweets off like this, like he actually gives a shit during batting practice three hours down the road:

This type of reckless and aggressive behavior cannot and will not be tolerated. Dangerous actions like these put everyone in our city at risk, especially our officers who work hard to keep our residents safe. This is unacceptable. https://t.co/KTlSqZRQU8

— Mayor Cherelle L. Parker (@PhillyMayor) June 4, 2023

 

The funniest thing about it all is that no one in the media even cares enough to criticize him and you can’t blame them either. How can you attack a dead man? He announced his resignation during 4th of July last year and he’s still collecting a paycheck. He’s got a better deal than Ilya Bryzgalov.

Miserable Jim is a hilarious villain. Philadelphia wins the World Cup bid? Here’s Miserable Jim:

First day of school for kids who are breathing in more toxic air than Phillies players in the 90s? Here’s Miserable Jim connecting less than Trea Turner:

First day of classes for @PHLschools. A big welcome for students at Dunbar School in North Philadelphia. @PhillyMayor @watlington_sr @malcolmkenyatta on hand along with Temple student-athletes and coaches. @KYWNewsradio pic.twitter.com/w8mv7It8WK

— Tim Jimenez (@TimJRadio) August 29, 2022

Miserable Jim closes indoor dining in Philadelphia during the pandemic and then gets caught enjoying it down in Maryland:

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Do as I say not as I do. Miserable Jim. What a villain.