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Allen Iverson is Trying to F#%k His Way Out of a Divorce

By Kyle Scott

Published: Mar 27th, 2012 · 11:36 AM EDT

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We're going to make this right…

Allen Iverson is trying some progressive shit to dismiss his pending divorce case.

Last week we told you about a fun wrinkle in AI’s divorce saga: his ex-wife, Tawanna, is requesting that Iverson perform the presumably impossible task of submitting the names AND PHONE NUMBERS of all the women with whom he had sexual relations during his marriage. 

That’s like asking a bumblebee to plot his course on a nav chart. There is bound to be pollen everywhere. 

So, Iverson is trying to wiggle his way out of court proceedings: [via TMZ]

Iverson filed a motion to dismiss last week in his pending divorce case, claiming he and his wife Tawanna had temporarily reconciled from November 2011 to February 2012 — and had "resumed their marital relationship, cohabiting, having sexual relations and holding themselves out as husband and wife." 

 

Ah yes, the tried and true method of fucking your way out of a fucking problem.

TMZ reports that it’s unclear if Iverson’s attempt will work. Basically, he’s trying to show the court that the marriage is not “irretrievably broken.” A ruling in his favor will save him the embarrassment(?) of trying to recall all of his sexual partners… and about half of whatever money he still has left.