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Josh Harris Needs to Get a Plumber Out to Landover

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Nov 20th, 2023 · 9:17 AM EST

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In Landover on Sunday afternoon, the Commies lost 31-19 to the Giants and then the hot water stopped working:

Giants’ and Commanders’ locker rooms at FedEx Field have no hot water for showers.

A Commanders’ official said: “We had an equipment failure in the main water heater that provides hot water to the field level locker rooms. We can’t resolve the matter without completely shutting…

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 19, 2023

“We had an equipment failure in the main water heater that provides hot water to the field level locker rooms. We can’t resolve the matter without completely shutting off the water to the stadium, which is why it couldn’t be repaired in game.”

Mind you, this is suburban Washington, not Mogadishu. But par for the course with FedExField, which makes Veterans Stadium look like SoFi. Last year, the barricade failed, and a couple of fans almost landed on top of Jalen Hurts. Before that, they sold rock-hard pretzels, expired beer, and dumped shitty water on their fans:

It’s raining turds in Washington! @Barstooldmv (via ig:tommyob5) pic.twitter.com/VC6LCFC0PN

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 12, 2021

Terrible! The Commies are 4-7 and the stadium was built like a Fishtown new construction. Get a plumber out there so Sam Howell can wash off the stink of three interceptions and a 62.7 QB rating.