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Yeah the Eagles are Struggling, But at Least We’re Not the Giants
By Kyle Pagan
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If you’re a Giants fan at least you can hang your hat on those two Super Bowls in the 2010s because you haven’t watched a ton of good football since. I don’t know what the hell that was on Monday Night Football, but it wasn’t actual football. The circus started before the first snap and continuously got worst as the night went on:
Can someone in the Mets or Yankees organization teach this guy to slide? I enjoy watching Jaxson Dart. I’d rather not see brain matter leaking out of this guy’s ears every time he leaves the pocket. The NFC East is a ton more fun when you have good QBs in it that you can hate:
I guess we now know why Younghoe Koo got cut from the Falcons:
Comedy.
Here was Koo’s explanation, via Bern Buchmasser at SBNation.com:
“The ball and the cold weather, and the ball kind of slipped out at the bottom, so it was moving and I just didn’t — I wasn’t able to kick through the ball,“ Koo explained ”The ball was moving when I was driving to it, so I just pulled up on it.”
Not even the equipment could keep itself together:
And now Joe Schoen is being literally clowned under every single Giants post:
Then after the game Abdul Carter took zero accountability. They should punish him with a trade to the Eagles:
The Giants are a very exciting bad team and I have no idea what the future holds, but it gets me giddy. You know when you watch a car wreck and can’t look away? This is that Giants team. Their only two wins are against Super Bowl contenders. You see Dart make plays that only a handful of guys in the NFL can make, but there’s a chance he won’t be around for a second contract. Cam Skattebo is the same way. Then you have a solid core on the defensive side of the ball with Brian Burns, but a top-5 pick that can’t even make a meeting on time. They’re also going to add another top-5 pick to the mix this draft. Thank god for Joe Schoen. As long as that snake oil salesman is here I believe they’ll be in the gutter. Can’t build a roster for shit, but was able to get Brian Daboll to shoulder the majority of the blame. That’s how you keep your job in the NFL when you’re not good at it.
This is crazy. The kind of analytics I enjoy:
Kyle writes blog posts and does Man on the Street-style videos all around Philadelphia. He graduated from Temple University (a basketball school) in 2015. contact: k.pagan@sportradar.com