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Celtics Fans’ Gutted Reactions to the Jaylen Brown Trade Are Helping Me Process What Just Happened

Matt Schultz

By Matt Schultz

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May 2, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Tyrese Maxey (0) talks with Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown (7)after PhiladephiaÕs win in game seven of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at TD Garden.
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Jaylen Brown is a Sixer. On Wednesday evening, new Philadelphia President of Basketball Operations Mike Gansey pulled off one of the most shocking trades in Philly sports history, sending out 36-year-old Paul George, two first-round picks, and two second-round picks for Boston’s 29-year-old All-NBA former Finals MVP who finished sixth in MVP voting last year. 

I don’t understand how this trade happened. I don’t get how this was possible. It still doesn’t make sense to me. I’m so deeply conditioned to believe that the Sixers have a dumb front office that gets worked in every trade they make – especially when dealing with Boston – that it’s hard to accept just how much the Sixers won this trade by.

Intellectually, of course, I can comprehend how we got here: Jaylen Brown has been steadily tanking his own value with slightly unhinged Twitch streams; he and Jayson Tatum have had a quiet war going on for a while now; Boston wanted to get Giannis but in the end thought the price was too high (the Celtics simply couldn’t let Hugo González go, lol), etc., etc.


But emotionally… this will take some time for me to fully digest. I’m still jumpy. I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop. I can’t believe us Sixers fans get to watch meaningful basketball next year. It’s an incredible thing. I guess sometimes incredible things do happen, even for Sixers fans. It is possible… Slowly but surely, I am beginning to process this wonderful gift…

And what’s helping me along is seeing tons and tons of Boston fans online absolutely gutted by this trade. Seeing their reactions is helping me realize: This is real. The Sixers fully, completely fleeced the Celtics. Jaylen Brown is a Sixer:

Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

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