This is why we had Mark Saltveit write Eagles posts all season (and this reminds me I still owe him a payment– sorry, Mark!). Dude is a Chip Kelly animal. He lives in Oregon, flies to Philly to cover Chip and hawk his two outstanding books on the Chipper, then shows up in San Francisco during Chip’s introductory presser to ask him about pee. Chip looked thrilled to see him:

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[Sorry about the audio]